A note from the Editors:
This week we will include two messages: a short version, and a long version. Read the short version if you are in a hurry and only need the basic information in a fashion that facilitates the utmost urgency, since time is at a premium. Read the long version if you have nothing going on in your life, or have just eaten a whole helluva lot of roughage.
The short and to the point message:
The Sandcarvers. Two days – Three gigs. You bet!
Stupid sexy fun! Donkey Show! Jeffrey loves you.
See the website for details!
The informative and entertaining, thought provoking and euphoric, esoteric yet well-rounded message:
Hi! We’re the Sandcarvers and we love you all so very, very, very much. So much so that we are putting on three simply scrumptious shows in a span of 24 hours, give or take a couple-two-tree. What does this mean for you? Simply put, for a minimum of effort and a little gas money, you can see us at the Waukesha Highland Games, then in Rockford for the On the Waterfront Festival (we’re headlining the Center Stage, and this festival is seriously a glorious affair. No joke). Point your GPS back north, return to the Highland Games on the next night and close it out with us.
Was that so bad? Was it worse than riding a bicycle with no seat (Jeff and AJ are trying to get Aaron to do this. They love it!)? I should think not. Was it worse than, say, seeing a family member at a donkey show? But I digress. What this is really about is getting you, our valued friends and lovers to see at least two, if not all three of our shows this weekend. In between, AJ will be giving foot massages and piggyback rides to all comers.
As if that wasn’t enough, there will be more hot, stupid sexy hours of sweaty fun and loving than you can stand…without a break. Raven will provide the break – the rest is up to you.
Did I forget anything?
Nope – that about covers it all. We love you all.
Here’s the complete weekend run-down, not in order of appearance:
On the Waterfront 2010
Saturday, September 4, 10-11:30 PM
Center Stage
State & Main St (on the river)
Rockford, IL
Wisconsin Highland Games
Saturday, September 4, 3:30 PM
Sunday, September 5, 8:00 PM
Waukesha County Expo Center
St. Andrew’s Pub Tent
1000 Northview Road (Highway FT)
Waukesha, WI
(262) 548-7200
Here’s what a valued peer evaluator said about the Sandcarvers: “Yup.”
Love & thoroughly thought-out statements of verisimilitudinal iambic pentameter-
AJAaronChrisJasonJeffreyRaven
Sandcarver Fun Fact 701: Jason loves you too.
Sandcarver Fun Fact 702: Aaron does not. He does not yet know how to love.
And as always, The Sandcarvers are sponsored by Jameson Fine Irish Whiskey.
Lots o’ links:
http://www.thesandcarvers.com/
http://www.jameson.ie/
http://www.wisconsinscottish.org/
http://onthewaterfront.com/music-festival/
http://www.realultimatepower.net/
http://www.goat.com/
http://www.sheep.com/